Ipsum Flats is as flat as a board, except for that hill on one side, which, let’s face it, is really just a mound. We sawed and bladed and whetted and spitted and wholloped that mound into the shining example of human ingenuity it is today. What a wonderous piece of work!
Ipsum Flats, like Epsom salts but with more IF. - not Buddha for sure
Ipsum Flats was a heavenly project in the flats on the east side of town. On the west side, were some more flats, but that’s not where our project was. It was on the east side, aka the beast side. The beastiest of beasty beasts.
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The Master of the Mini Muffins
Augustus Minimus is no small man, by any measure. Tall, wide, long, round, all adjectives that fit. He’s a big dude. However, he loves to make mini muffins, you know, those regular muffins that are made too small to be satisfying one at a time? Yeah, he’s the master of those.
Erudite Prison Warden
Julia Caesar ruminates on classical Greek and Ugaritic texts and recites them for her inmates to instill a love of these fascinating writings in her wards. She finds the captive audience entranced by her loquaciousness and luminary guidance.
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