Our wonderful authors love to share tales of wonder and zeal. Sometimes they go overboard and fall into the waters of silliness or cynicism. We hope you do understand, and take that into the highest consideration.
The Master of the Mini Muffins
Augustus Minimus is no small man, by any measure. Tall, wide, long, round, all adjectives that fit. He’s a big dude. However, he loves to make mini muffins, you know, those regular muffins that are made too small to be satisfying one at a time? Yeah, he’s the master of those.
Project Manager
Aurelius Maximus drove a chariot in his young adulthood, but earned his stripes building the Coliseum. Now he’s a project manager for Caesar, Caesar, and Hermione, LLC.
Erudite Prison Warden
Julia Caesar ruminates on classical Greek and Ugaritic texts and recites them for her inmates to instill a love of these fascinating writings in her wards. She finds the captive audience entranced by her loquaciousness and luminary guidance.
Lorem Heights was as tough as nails and as quick as a swallow. Had we more time, we would have longed for less. Ufficitur, mollis elit non, commodo lorem. Praesent non est id erat accumsan vehicula eu quis mauris. In placerat velit ut quam vulputate faucibus. Nam finibus diam ac velit efficitur.
Ipsum Flats is as flat as a board, except for that hill on one side, which, let’s face it, is really just a mound. We sawed and bladed and whetted and spitted and wholloped that mound into the shining example of human ingenuity it is today. What a wonderous piece of work!
Tempus Hills rose into the sky above the rolling hills of tempus. In eleifend neque justo eget mi. Nullam mattis neque ut ligula bibendum, nec molestie est elementum. Etiam vel ipsum magna. Suspendisse potenti. Nam ultricies justo vitae hendrerit molestie. Nunc elementum efficitur risus et cursus. Sed et nisl eu sem condimentum porta. Nunc porttitor vel dolor.